Digress - Great Truths Children Have Learned

I digress from my regular postings about my adoption process to post this. I received this email, thought it was cute, and wanted to share it.  The comments in parentheses are mine.
GREAT TRUTHS LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. (you can't bathe them either, they instantly have 12 legs!)
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.  (I have a pretty tough head now though)
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch the second person. (just wait and ambush her when she least expects it)
4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato (or an egg!)
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.  (but they're good for eating the stuff you don't like)
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. (that could put an eye out!)
7. Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time. (cats getting a bad rap again)
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. (give it to the dog)
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. (ok, where was your mother on this one???)
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma or Grandpa's lap.  (you usually get candy, cookies or ice cream if you show the crocodile tears).